The Man... serving The Ladies. |
While it was an unusually slow evening at Grill Em All's location in the heart of downtown Alhambra, Ryan and his business partner Matt were busy hosting a bevvy of friends and fans, not the least of which were a contingent of old school execs from Metal Blade Records. In the meantime, my wife Camille and I made fast friends with the Windy City cohorts and engorged ourselves with the greatest, most filling, ridiculously over-the-top, decadent burgers in existence. Their special burger with ghost peppers and birria was seriously tempting, but I knew realistically I wouldn't survive, so The Mrs and I split a Cowboy From Hell burger topped with BBQ chicken.. Ryan treated our table to every possible combination of fries, all incredible, and my favorites being the No More Mr. Nice Fries topped with chili, and the Anvil Fries topped with duck confit and duck gravy. Everything was delicious beyond words, and the only thing missing was a stomach pump to remedy our gluttonous overindulgence.
She has a new shirt, I'm just bad at selfies |
After going through the motions of Friday, Saturday had finally arrived... the day I had been anticipating… the day of Sabroso Craft Beer & Taco Festival. I had been looking forward to this day for months.
What I wasn’t looking forward to were the 90+ degree temps that SoCal had been
experiencing all week. My Wife’s MS has been bad lately, and the heat
affects her adversely, so she decided to stay home rather than risk collapsing
in some remote hillside park in Orange
County. I tried to
find a last minute drinking buddy, but no luck. I had to eat the extra
ticket. Rather than dwell on the loss, I focused on the positives… there
was an extraordinary number of new beers waiting to be tasted, and I intended
to make my way through as many as humanly possible over the course of this four-hour
session. But my Wife was going to be the designated driver. Now
what? I had nightmarish visions of being too tipsy to leave, and a
gauntlet of unavoidable DUI checkpoints.
At the last moment, I remembered a link my overseas pal
Randy Carncross posted: Jim Koch, founder of Sam Adams Brewery, talked about a
method he adopted to avoid getting drunk at extended beer tasting
sessions: Consuming active dry yeast.
Brilliance or idiocy? |
What if the yeast makes me violently sick?
What if a loaf of bread forms in my gut and I can’t poop it
out?
What if the yeast blows up my stomach and I end up expanding
like Veruca Salt in “Willy Wonka”?
What if this yeast story is an elaborate prank, purposely
planted in the media to ensnare beer geeks into trying something absolutely
absurd?
En route to the fest, I stopped at a Ralph’s supermarket in Orange. In the
baking aisle I found the intimidating packets of Fleischman’s yeast. Koch
said he mixed yeast with yogurt to make the taste more palatable. I opted
for a small container of chocolate pudding.
Yum. |
The location itself as well as the layout of the event
couldn’t have been better. Plenty of room to spread out. Plenty of
trees for shade. Live music. Masked lucha libre Mexican-style
wrestling. Even a few non-beer vendors for those who needed a break from
all things brewish.
This does NOT suck. |
As expected, this fest, like most, was heavy on the IPAs overall, although 85% PIZZA PORT ORDER IN THE PORT, EL
SEGUNDO HYPERION’S STOUT WITH VANILLA BEAN, BACKSTREET SANTO MOLE CHILE STOUT,
and the TAPS MOCHA STOUT, although top honors and Beer Of The Day go to BOTTLE LOGIC… once their line finally died down, their premium offerings were still
available, and I was lucky enough to sample the next-to-last tasting of their
off-the-charts LECHE BORRACHO MOLE STOUT AGED IN TEQUILA OAK CHIPS. Every
BOTTLE LOGIC beer was unique, and although I’m not a hob-nobber or social
butterfly in general, I had to shake the hand of their President Steve Napolitano for
his innovative and just effing delicious beers.
of them were damn good. A surprising number of stouts were available, which made me a happy man, the most memorable being the
of them were damn good. A surprising number of stouts were available, which made me a happy man, the most memorable being the
Still does NOT suck. |
I enjoyed nearly everything I tried, but my runaway
favorites for the day were the kick-in-the-pants chile beers... aside from the aforementioned brews, IRONFIRE BREWING HABANERO PALE, BOTTLE LOGIC BREWING ANAHEIM, CA CHILE PALE WHEAT ALE, and VALIANT BREWING HOT & KOLSCH did a fine job of kicking my posterior. Such a wide
variety of unique brewing approaches, from IPAs to Kolsch to Stouts, and I
loved every single one of them.
I spent four solid hours consuming delicious tacos from HAVEN and THE KROFT, gulping tons of water, asking for half-pours and getting full pours, and pouring more than half of them out, and in the end I managed to make my way through 44 new beers for my Big Year. For nearly all of them, I sampled them in three sips and moved on, although a couple were way too perfect to pour out, so I drank the full pour, not knowing when I’d get another chance… most notably the BOTTLE LOGIC LECHE BORRACHO and the NOBLE PISTOLA.
I spent four solid hours consuming delicious tacos from HAVEN and THE KROFT, gulping tons of water, asking for half-pours and getting full pours, and pouring more than half of them out, and in the end I managed to make my way through 44 new beers for my Big Year. For nearly all of them, I sampled them in three sips and moved on, although a couple were way too perfect to pour out, so I drank the full pour, not knowing when I’d get another chance… most notably the BOTTLE LOGIC LECHE BORRACHO and the NOBLE PISTOLA.
In every way, this does NOT suck. |
All of this was achieved without my stomach exploding.
Did the yeast trick work? Possibly. I should have consumed even
more yeast to really see if I could even keep the mild buzz at bay. But
being a cautious first-timer, it still seemed to help, although it could have
equally been attributed to my mass agua consumption, eating well, and sampling
small amounts albeit from a large number of taps.
Either way, it was a prosperous, brau-filled day, and I'm looking forward to attending the affiliated annual OC Brew Ha Ha event for the first time this September.
In the meantime... Viva Sabroso!!
The tally continues....
Sippin' at home with The Mrs.:
667 - ANDERSON
VALLEY BREWING KEEBARLIN' PALE ALE HWY 128 SESSION SERIES - Delicious session pale ale
668 - GRAND TETON BREWING SWEETGRASS AMERICAN PALE ALE - Can I get a "yum"?
Thurs nite partying at GRILL EM ALL and 38 DEGREES:
669 - THE BRUERY HUMULUS INDIA PALE LAGER - Legendary, at least in my book
670 - ROBINSONS TROOPER - On tap @ Grill Em All, I don't remember it being this good. Maybe I'm High On Fries?
671 - ALPINE BEER COMPANY NELSON IPA - The hard to find classic, now more readily available thanks to a partnership with Green Flash. First time I've had it on tap, @ 38 Degrees.
672 - BAIRD BREWING DARK SKY IMPERIAL STOUT - I see my handful of Japanese beer buddies posting about Baird, now I finally get to try it. Sweeter than most American stouts. Different. And different is good.
World's worst cell phone pic of cool peeps |
674 - THE BRUERY BOIS BOURBON BARREL AGED - Incredible old ale / barleywine. Not sure 100% what style it's considered but it's crazy heavy, complex, thick... like a decadent dessert.
675 - BIG SKY BREWING OLDE BLUEHAIR BARLEYWINE - Rich, like any barleywine worth its weight, served in a freakin' goblet!
676 - SAINT SOMEWHERE BREWING E'TE' SANS FIN SAISON - Tasty Florida brew, thanks to Ryan for the taste.
677 - SMUTTYNOSE IMPERIAL STOUT - Goddamn solid, like all Smuttynose. Lucky to have a few Smuttys on the east coast last month, but I didn't have this one.
678 - BOULDER BEER COMPANY SHAKE CHOCOLATE PORTER ON NITRO - Like Chocolate Quik, but on Nitro
679 - NORTH
COAST BREWING COMPANY
GRAND CRU - Bourbon barrel aged Belgian style golden strong ale, slightly tart, all delicious, better than I remember from last year.
Friday nite at home, the calm before the storm:
680 - FLYING
DOG BREWERY
WOODY CREEK
BELGIAN STYLE WHITE - Basic Americanized Belgian-style white, but a winner.
681 - ANDERSON
VALLEY BREWING EL STEINBER DARK LAGER - Tasty black lager in a tallboy can, I heart Anderson Valley overall
682 - LAGUNITAS CENSORED RICH COPPER ALE - Great amber, Lagunitas rules, didn't realize until this time that the censored name is actually THE KRONIK
Sabroso Saturday... 44 tastings in one afternoon session... que bueno!
683 - RITUAL BREWING HOP-O-MATIC IPA - The name says it all
Wrestlin' honky hangin' out in pink tights |
685 - CISMONTANE BREWING SMOKIN' SANTIAGO SCOTCH ALE - Smoked scotch ale. Had it last year and found it to be OK. Same reaction this year. I'm a huge fan of Cismontane, but this isn't my fave on their roster.
686 - CISMONTANE BREWING THE CITIZEN CALIFORNIA COMMON - Refreshing on a hot afternoon
687 - HANGAR 24 SMALL STOUT - An unexpected, but most-welcome entry from this brewery. Smooth American style with heavy roasted barley, not as dense as I like, but still flavorful
688 - HANGAR 24 BELGIAN SUMMER ALE - Crisp and mildly tart, possibly my favorite Hanger 24 output
689 - TAPS NUESTRA SENORA - medium bodied, deep amber colored Mexican style lager
690 - GREAT DIVIDE BREWING 20TH
ANNIVERSARY BELGIAN-STYLE ALE - Poured by the Haven booth at Sabroso, brewed with grape juice, like a
less-sweet shandy, light & fruity, paired well with Haven pork tacos.
691 - TAP IT BREWING I PI A BELGIAN IPA - They use the "pi" symbol on their tap, brewed with Belgian yeast but it's not discernible because this is one
crunchy-as-hell hop attack, excellent but nothing Belgian about it.
692 - TUSTIN
BREWING RED HILL RED - This Red Hill Red is red. Some mild hops. Would definitely order this again.
693 - TUSTIN BREWING JACKSON'S IMPERIAL IPA - Excellent hop crunch
694 - BOTTLE LOGIC / TUSTIN
COLLABORATION AGED OAK CHIP IPA - Walked up to the Tustin tent right when they were tapping this keg... Mildly woody, all good, lucky I got to try this rarity, one of the few Sabroso pours where I drank the whole thing
Black Market. They'll put you to shame. |
695 - BELCHING BEAVER EASY BEAVER SESSION IPA - Jumping in on the Session IPA craze of 2014, and coming in strong
696 - BEACH
CITY BREWERY SWEET CRUDE
STOUT - Tastes like a liquid cookie, brewery grand opening is next weekend in Huntington Beach, glad I got to check em out early
697 - BEACH
CITY BREWERY PCH PALE ALE - Solid pale, looking forward to checking out more from this new brewery
698 - TAPS MOCHA STOUT - Total mocha bomb, but a thick, oily stout... just how I like em
699 - BOOTLEGGER'S BREWERY CHANGO LAGER - Crisp, clean, grapefruity goodness
700 - LEFT COAST BREWING DEL
MAR ST. LAGER - Dortmunder style export lager.... not sure what that means, but I like
pretending that I do. Clean, simple, OK but I'd go for Bootleggers first
701 - LEFT
COAST BREWING TRESTLES
IPA - It's an IPA
702 - CLOWN SHOES SPACE CAKE IMPERIAL IPA - Everybody does an IPA, yet true to form, Clown Shoes rises above mediocrity... caramelly malts and strong hops
703 - VALIANT BREWING HOT & KOLSCH - Masterful, spicy kolsch infused with chiles, one of my favorites of the day
704 - FIRESTONE WALKER
EASY JACK SESSION IPA - Session IPA with mild crunch, wouldn't expect less from the Masters
705 - SAINT ARCHER BREWING WHITE ALE - Yeast, major citrus, perfect hot day beer
706 - NOBLE ALE WORKS PISTOLA CHILE PILSNER - Their Pistol Whip'd Pilsner infused with serrano chiles, my new favorite! Plus
the Noble guys were the only ones who knew what my Surly hat was... bonus points!
Ironfire: Killed it! |
708 - PIZZA PORT (SAN
CLEMENTE) ORDER IN THE PORT STOUT - Commanding imperial stout... excellent as expected. I love all Pizza Port beers, but this is their best stout, hands down.
709 - I & I BREWING HIBISCUS XPA - Not bad, not particularly distinct, curious what else they have that might be more impressive
710 - PIZZA PORT (SAN
CLEMENTE) EL CAMINO IPA - Crunchy crunchy crunchy IPA, like healthy cereal... in a good way
711 - IRONFIRE BREWING HABANERO PALE - Another great chile beer at Sabroso, nice kick, slow burn on the finish, but still easily drinkable, so good!
712 - BLACK MARKET BREWING 1945 SOUR WHEAT ALE - Not too sour, puckery with a hint of sweetness... an aperitif beer?
713 - TAP IT BREWING SNAFU DOUBLE IPA - 11.1% ABV, thick like an imperial but totally drinkable, not overwhelming, just right
714 - BLACK MARKET BREWING EMBARGO IMPERIAL BROWN - Best brown I've ever tasted. Have I ever had an imperial brown? Is this
the world's best kept secret? So rich it could be a nutty stout.
715 - BOTTLE LOGIC BREWING LECHE BORRACHO STOUT - Best beer of the day @ Sabroso, Leche Mole with tequila oak chips,
freakin' unique, can't be compared to anything I've ever had.
Innovative!
717 - BACKSTREET BREWERY TOMAHAWK DOUBLE IPA - Eh.
718 - J.T. SCHMID'S HEFEWEIZEN - I thought this would be a cheezy brewer like BJ's, but this hefe is a treat, I'd order this anyday.
Food photos are dumb. So here's one. |
720 - OLD ORANGE BREWING
STREET FAIR SUMMER ALE - No.
721 - IRONFIRE BREWING THE DEVIL WITHIN DIPA - Really damn potent, what a DIPA!
722 - MISSION BREWERY
ZYTHOS IPA - Rye IPA, I'm a sucker for anything rye
723 - MISSION BREWERY
ARMADA COLLABORATION SAISON - Farmhousey goodness
724 - BOTTLE LOGIC BREWING RECURSION IPA - I'm burnt out on IPAs but Bottle Logic gave me renewed hope. This one is superior.
725 - BOTTLE LOGIC BREWING ANAHEIM, CA - Pale wheat chile beer, an unexpected but welcome surprise, top of the line!
726 - J.T. SCHMID'S ANAHEIM
IPA - Eh!
Enjoying brews at home with my Wife, Sat nite thru Wed nite:
727 - LAGUNITAS BREWING CAPPUCCINO STOUT - Finally get to share one with The Wife after tasting 44 straight @ Sabroso
728 - THE LOST ABBEY RED BARN ALE SAISON - Saisony, taste that faint hint of tart farmhouse wildness
729 - OMMEGANG HOP HOUSE BELGIAN PALE ALE - S'OK, least favorite Ommegang output
730 - ALASKAN BREWING FREERIDE APA - S'OK, least favorite Alaskan output
731 - DRAKE'S BREWING AMBER - Really really good, roasty, malty, caramelly
732 - UINTA BREWING ANNIVERSARY BARLEYWINE - A good 'un
733 - BALTIMORE-WASHINGTON BEER WORKS THE RAVEN SPECIAL
LAGER - I've said it before... always prepared to write this off as a novelty brewer, but I truly enjoy EVERY beer I've had from Baltimore-Washington Beer Works.
Action photo of bottles on a table |
735 - BIG SKY BREWING IPA - Good, solid hop crunch
736 - CLOWN SHOES CLEMENTINE WHITE ALE - Belgiany goodness, heavy on the orange
737 - BALTIMORE-WASHINGTON BEER WORKS PENDULUM PILSNER - Band practice beer, enjoyed during the first TO THE POINT rehearsal in nearly a year, trying not to hurt myself yelling like a madman. Nice beer... wheaty, barleyey
738 - MAUI BREWING MANA
WHEAT - What you'd expect from a wheat beer... went quite well with our oniony salsa tonite.
739 - PORT BREWING OLD VISCOSITY ALE - Old Reliable stout.