1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Bud Premium
4. Bud Select
5. Bud Special
6. Bud Not So Special
7. Bud Extra Boring
8. Bud Lame Reserve
9. Bud Clamato & Old Sweat Sock Lager
.... and so on.
Everything in the middle is a variation between "bland", "blah", and ordinary.
Then the list ends almost-promising, but still relatively common:
98. Stella Artois
99. Guinness
100. Stone IPA
So, I always order the Stone IPA. I've had it a million times, but at least it's a solid beer.
Did I mention I'm going to punch the next bartender who tries selling me Shock Top as a "craft beer"?

I started with the awesome Bruery Batch 1000 Bryeian black IPA, and then moved to a flight consisting of:
*Green Flash Green Bullet imperial IPA - Wow, talk about SKUNK beer. This is way more of a palate wrecker than the Green Flash Palate Wrecker.
*Double Mountain Hop Lava IPA - Not bad, but nothing special. It's a textbook American IPA.
*Ballast Point Habanero Sculpin IPA - Great habanero kick, but still clean and refreshing. I love habaneros, I love IPAs, and I love this beer.
*Firestone Walker Reserve Porter - Not a hard one to find, but I've never tried it. Closer to an imperial stout than a porter, which is a good thing in my book. Inky and almost like dessert.
Next, I hit Stone Pasadena. Time to really nerd out on beer. They had multiple offerings on tap which were not available anywhere else, so I took advantage of them all. I couldn't believe they had four of their old Vertical Epic series on tap; there's no way these bottles could be found these days, especially the 2004. Sad, I know, but these are the sort of things that really get me excited.
So, I started with tasters of the four available Vertical Epic releases, all supposedly brewed on their respective dates: 04.04.04, 06.06.06, 07.07.07, 09.09.09.


As expected, the Stone tasting room is Nerd Central, where I was able to bond with kindred spirits over our shared appreciation for these beers. Helpful, knowledgeable staff. But no free tasters, so don't ask.
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